Blonde vs lawyer joke

A blonde and a lawyer are on a plane to L.A. The lawyer turns to the blonde and says “lets play a game, I’ll ask you a question and if you get it wrong you give me $5 and visa versa.” The blonde, tired and wanting to get sleep said, “Thanks but I’m going to pass.” The Lawyer said “How about if i get a question wrong I’ll give you $500 and you’ll only have to give me $5?” The blonde liked the idea and said OK. The lawyer asked, “What’s the distance from the earth to the sun.” The blonde reached into her purse and said “I don’t know and handed him $5.” The lawyer said now it’s your turn. The blonde asked “What goes up on a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3?” the lawyer didn’t have a clue. He used the airplane phone to call his friends, used his laptop to search the internet and after 1 hour he still didn’t know, so he gave the blonde $500. He then asked the blonde what the answer was? The blonde reached into her purse again and handed him $5.

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