Are they twins?

The store greeter said, “Good morning, and welcome to Shoprite. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?”

The ugly woman said, “Hell no! they ain’t. The oldest one’s 9 and the other one’s 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?”

“I’m neither blind or stupid, Ma’am,” replied the greeter. “I just couldn’t believe someone would sleep with you twice.

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