An elderly couple driving cross country joke

An elderly couple was driving cross-country and the woman was driving. They were pulled over by the highway patrolman. The patrol asks, “Ma’am, did you know that you were speeding?” She looks at her husband and asks, “What did he say?” The husband shouted, “He says you were speeding!” The patrolman says, “May I see your license, please?” She looks at her husband and asks, “What did he say?” The husband shouted, “He wants to see you license!” The woman gave him the license and the patrolman looks at it and says, “I see you’re from Arkansas. I spent some time there, I had the worst sex I ever had with a woman I met there.” The woman looks at her husband and asks, “What did he say?” The husband shouted, “He thinks he knows you!”

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