A man had two black eyes

A man had two black eyes. His boss asked what happened.

“I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her butt crack, so out of generosity I pulled it out for her. But she turned around and punched me in the eye.”

Boss: “Okay, so where did you get the other shiner?”

“Well, I figured she didn’t want it out, so I pushed it back in.”

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