A lie detecting slapping robot

A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie.He decides to test it at dinner.
“Son, where were you today?”
Son says “at school dad.”
Robot slaps the son
“Ok, I watched a dvd at my mates!”
“what dvd?”
“Toy story.”
Robot slaps the son again!
“Ok, it was a porno” cries the son.
“When I was your age I didn’t know what porn was” says the dad.
Robot slaps the dad!
Mum laughs “hahaha! He’s certainly your son.”
Robot slaps the mum!

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