40th wedding anniversary joke

Husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.

The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads,

‘Here Lies My Wife – Cold As Ever’.”

“Yeah” she replies, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads,

‘Here Lies My Husband – Stiff At Last.'”

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