Martha recently lost her husband. She brought his ashes home and poured him out on the patio table. Whilst tracing her fingers thru his ashes she began talkin 2 him. “You know that fur coat you promised me? I got it with the insurance money!” “Remember the new car you promised me? Bought that as well” “Also the emerald necklace? Got that too!” “Remember that blow job I promised you !….. Get fuckin ready !”