We were so poor in our house when I was young, that on Christmas morning, if you didn’t wake up with a hard-on, you had f*ck all to play with!
I wanted my step-daughter to play with the rabbit I bought her for Christmas, but her mother said that sex toys were not an appropriate gift for an eight-year-old.
I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas, Not cause I like snow or anything, I’m just a racist.
Christmas is shit. Whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross.
My girlfriend told me she was hoping for a white Christmas… So I spunked in her eyes.
Wonders if that is snow outside or if Amy Winehouse just sneezed..
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
Please remember a doggy is not just for Christmas….It’s a great position all year round!