The best adult Christmas jokes of 2011

We were so poor in our house when I was young, that on Christmas morning, if you didn’t wake up with a hard-on, you had f*ck all to play with!

I wanted my step-daughter to play with the rabbit I bought her for Christmas, but her mother said that sex toys were not an appropriate gift for an eight-year-old.

I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas, Not cause I like snow or anything, I’m just a racist.

Christmas is shit. Whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross.

My girlfriend told me she was hoping for a white Christmas… So I spunked in her eyes.

Wonders if that is snow outside or if Amy Winehouse just sneezed..

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

Please remember a doggy is not just for Christmas….It’s a great position all year round!

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