A taxi passenger touched the driver on the shoulder to ask something and the driver screamed, lost control of the car, went up on the footpath and stopped few centimeters from a shop!
The driver said: “Don’t ever do that again, you scared me”
Passenger apologized and said: “I didn’t realize a little touch would scare you so much”
Driver replied: “Sorry, it’s not your fault, its my 1st day as a Cab driver. I’ve been driving a van carrying dead bodies for last 40 years”