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A couple driving home ran over a skunk

A couple driving home hit and wounded a skunk on the road. The wife gets out and brings it back to the car.

‘We need to take it to a vet. Its shivering, it must be cold, what should I do ?’ she asks.

Husband replies ‘Put it between your legs to keep it warm’.

‘But it stinks !’ she exclaims.

‘So hold its nose !’

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