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I was in my local and I bumped into an old neighbor. A woman who, as a fourteen year old, I would babysit for to earn a bit of cash.  I’d always had a crush on this woman and the years had been kind to her as she still looked really fit for her age. We shared a few drinks and she started to flirt with me and she reminded me that I used to babysit her kids. I suddenly remembered I used to go through her draws, get out her vibrator, all crusty with the odd pube stuck to it, and sniff it whilst wanking myself off, thinking of her using it o herself. I snapped back to the conversation. “Are you still with your husband?” I asked. She smiled, touched my arm and said, “No. I left him when I found him, one night, wanking to gay porn with a dildo up his arse”

Warning so funny sick adult jokes


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