Disabled wife joke

Whilst on holiday in Spain with the wife, I thought it would be funny to push her in the pool. She completely overreacted though.
“Calm down,” I said, as I pulled her out of the water, “Everybody’s lookin at us.” “Calm down?” she shouted, coughin & splutterin, “You know I can’t swim!” “Ok, I’m sorry,” I said, “I was only havin a laugh.”
“A fuckin laugh?” she screamed, “Just dive down and get my fuckin wheelchair, I’m goin home.”

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