Funny blind jokes

A coach driver arrives at a school for the blind to take 20 blind children to the seaside. The teacher and kids board the bus and they set off. They are almost at the beach when the teacher collapses and has to go to hospital. “What do I do with the kids?” asks the driver. “Just let them play football on the beach” the teacher replies. “Football!” says the driver “They cant see! how can they play football?” The teacher explains “Just blow up the beach ball from my bag, push the little bell thats also there into the ball. The kids will hear the bell and play quite happily.” Sure enough, the driver does what the teacher said and the kids are enjoying their game. The driver nips into a beach side cafe for a coffee. Hes just sat down to enjoy it when an old guy dashes in. “Are you in charge of those blind kids?” he asks. “Yes I am” says the driver “Whats the problem?”….. “Theyve just kicked my donkey to death”

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