Funny jokes – Wifes birthday

I was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing the wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off I asked what shed like to have for her Birthday. “Id like to be ten again” she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her birthday, I woke up early and made her a big bowl of lucky charms and then took her to Alton Towers to go on all the rides. Afterwards I took her to McDonalds and got her a Happy Meal. Following that was a trip to the Cinema to watch a film and get popcorn and a coke. When she got home she collapsed on the couch exhausted. Chuffed with my good work, I leaned over and lovingly asked, “Well dear, what was it like being ten again?” Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “I meant my dress size you thick cunt!”

Funny jokes - Wifes birthday

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