This guy was in a fancy hotel and he really had to pee. He went to the toilets and there was a line for the men’s room. So, he asked a female to see if there was anyone in the ladies room. She responded no, go ahead in there but don’t press any of the buttons. He said alright. he went to the bathroom, sat down on the toilet and he saw the buttons and decided to push them anyway thinking “what could go wrong?” The first button he pushed was blue, he goes bbrrrrrr, that’s cold having cold water sprayed onto his ass. The second button was red and he goes “oh that feels really good, nice warm water. How come there aren’t any buttons like these in the men’s room?” The last button he pushed was a white button with the letters ATR on it. The next thing he knew he woke up in a hospital. He asked the nurse “why am I in the hospital?” she responded “because u hit the ATR button” laughing hysterically while she said it. He said “what’s so funny? what does ATR mean?” She responded automatic tampon remover.