Fly swatting joke

How to tell the sex of a fly…. A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. “What are you doing?” She asked. “Hunting flies,” He responded. “Oh! Killing any?” she asked. “Yep, 3 males, 2 females,” he replied. Intrigued, she asked “How can you tell them apart?” He responded “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone”


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