Man sits next 2 a guy with a dog on a plane and asks is he a guide dog?
No i’m a drugs officer, he’s a sniffer dog, watch this and says to the dog ‘Search’ The dog goes off, comes back and puts 1 paw on his lap. ‘Heroin’ the guy says and makes a note of the passanger.
The dog comes back again and puts 2 paws on his lap. ‘Coke’ the guy says.
The dog comes back again and shits all over the seat.
Man says “What does that mean?”
Drugs officer says “Hes found a fucking BOMB!”