Double whiskey and he looks into his pocket

A guy comes in to a bar and orders a double whiskey. He drinks it and looks in his pocket. Then he orders another one, drinks it and looks in his pocket again.

This is repeated a dozen times before the bartender asks him what he is doing.
He replies, “In my pocket I have a picture of my wife. When she gets good looking, I quit drinking…”

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