Funny christmas jokes

Cop on horse asks little girl on bike, “Did Santa get you that for christmas?” “Yes” “Well tell him to put a reflector on it next year” he says, then fines the girl £5. The little girl then asks, “Nice horse, did Santa get you that for christmas?” Chuckling, the cop replies “He sure did.” “Well” she says, “next year, tell Santa the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it.”

Funny christmas jokes


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