Christmas Jokes for kids 2012

What goes “oh, oh, oh”? – Santa walking backwards

What goes red white red white red white? – Santa rolling down a hill

Why does Father Christmas always go down the chimney? – Because it soots him

What does Santa Claus’ cat want for Christmas? – Some new Claus

Who looks after Father Christmas when he’s ill? – The National Elf Service

Who gives presents and bites people? – Santa Jaws

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas? – Santa Plause


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