Two blondes in Heaven!
Blonde 1: How did you die?
Blonde 2: I died in a freezer, so how did you die?
Blonde 1: Well, I suspected my husband was having an affair, so on day when i came home early from work, I looked all over the house, trying to look for the other woman because I saw that my husband was naked. When I was coming upstairs from searching the basement, I slipped and broke my neck. I never got to find that woman.
Blonde 2: If only you looked in the freezer, maybe we both might still be alive!