Piece of black tarmac walks into a bar and shouts “im the hardest fucker in here”
The barman replies “of course you are mate, your a piece of tarmac”!.
Then in walks a piece of red tarmac and says “ill fight any fooker in here,who wants a beating”?
black tarmac stays silent!
Barman says to black tarmac “why didnt u say anythin, i thought u wanted a fight”?
black tarmac replies “i do,but im not messin round with him hes a fuckin cyclepath”