A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, “Hello. My name is carmen.” “Thats a beautiful name,” he replied. “Is it a family name?” “No” she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most – cars and men. Therefore I chose “Carmen”. “Whats your name?” she asked. He answered “B.J. Titsengolf.”!