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A bartender sees a cowboy out the window

A bartender was washing a glass lookin out the window of his saloon when he sees a cowboy tying off his horse and notices him go round the the business end of his horse lifts the tail and kisses the horses asshole he then goes into the saloon and asks for whiskey ! the bartender as he is pouring his drink sais in all my years I’ve never seen a cowboy do the to a horse before tell me stranger why ??? the cowboy says chapped lips ! the bartender says does that cure em? the cowboy says hell no but sure stops ya from lickin em (Shared by Danny Macdonald)