Pilot leaves intercom on

Plane lands & pilot gives his usual speech but forgets to switch off the intercom. Co-pilot asks what he has planned for the evening. Pilot replies, “First I am going for a shit, then I am gonna bang the arse off the new stewardess”
She is mortified and starts to run up to the cockpit to confront him, but trips and falls at the cockpit door.
Woman sitting in the first row helps her up and whispers to her “Take your time luv, he’s going for a shit first”


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