Snow is like a willy, its measured in inches, soft to the touch, cums when you least expect it and it never gets as deep as you’d like it.
Driving in the snow is like having sex. If you don’t slow down and pay attention you could slide into the asshole in front of you! BE CAREFUL THIS WINTER!
Whoever stops this will be unhappy for the first 5 months of 2012. Share this with friends and have a happy new year!!
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