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A cucumber, a pickle and a penis where talking about life

A cucumber, a pickle and a penis were talking about life. The cucumber said “when I get hard they chop me up and toss me in a salad.” The pickle says “you got it easy mate when I get hard they chop me up and drown me in vinegar”. The penis says “That’s nothing compared to what I get, when I get hard they put a rubber bag over my head, shove me into a small, warm, damp cave and bang my head against a wall until I throw up and faint

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