40th wedding anniversary jokes

Husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, “When you die, im getting you a headstone that reads, “Here lies my wife – cold as ever” “Yeah” she replies, “When you die, Im getting you a headstone that reads, here lies my husband – fucking stiff at last!”

40th wedding anniversary jokes

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