Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
Yo Mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a bar of chocolate on the other side just to get her through.
Yo Mama’s so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
Yo Mama is so fat, when you walk around her you get lost.
Yo Mama is so old her breast milk is powderd.