Little Johnny: “Hey, Mom, can you give me twenty dollars?”
Mum: “Certainly not.”
Little Johnny: “If you do, i’ll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop.”
His mother’s ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money.
Mum: “Well? What did he say?”
Little Johnny “He said, ‘Hey, Marie, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.’ “