Jimmy Saville jokes

For weeks i have been waiting for a celebrity to die so i could send a joke about it. At last Jim has fixed it for me.

Sir Jimmy Savile died just two days away from his 85th birthday. Close, but no cigar.

I wish people would stop doing Jimmy Savile jokes. That means you, and you and you.

R.I.P Jimmy Savile. A man who went through more tracksuits than a Scouser with bowel cancer.

I hope Jimmy Savile gets buried in his gold shell suit and bling. Just to mindfuck archaeologists in the future into thinking they’ve discovered a lost pharaoh.

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