3 men are given a wish each by a genie. An Irishman , a Scouser and a manc.The Irishman wished for all land in Ireland to be forever fertile. In a flash its done..The manc is amazed. I want a wall around all of manchester so no one can enter our precious land. In a flash a great wall appeared around all Of manchester…The scouser said tell me more about this wall. The genie tells him its 500ft high and 500ft thick nothing gets in and nothing gets out. The scouser lights up a Hamlet and smiles…. Fill the fucker with water !