Funny sex jokes

I wanted to improve me and the wifes sex life, so I told the fat bitch to sit down and I put a classic porn film on for inspiration. My favourite scene came on where the girl pulled the pizza boy into the house and deep throats him before riding him reverse cowgirl in the hallway. “That looks good.” She purred. “I certainly wouldnt mind some of that” “Really?” I asked, excitedly. “Oh yes” she said…. “with extra mushrooms though.”

Funny sex jokes