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Yo mama Jokes / Your mum is so fat
« Last post by maccam87 on March 27, 2012, 03:01:47 PM »Your mum is so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
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Yo mama Jokes / Get her through the door
« Last post by maccam87 on March 27, 2012, 03:00:58 PM »Yo Mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a bar of chocolate on the other side just to get her through.
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Yo mama Jokes / Fur coat
« Last post by maccam87 on March 27, 2012, 03:00:29 PM »Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
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Yo mama Jokes / X files
« Last post by maccam87 on March 27, 2012, 03:00:00 PM »Yo Mama’s so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
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Sick Jokes / Tramp walks into a bar
« Last post by maccam87 on March 27, 2012, 02:57:48 PM »Tramp walks into a bar and says to the bar man “hey have you got a cocktail stick?”
The bar man says “Sure” and gives him one
Another Tramp walks into the bar and says to the bar man “hey friend have you got a cocktail stick?”
The bar man says “Okay” and gives him one
Another Tramp walks into the bar and says to the bar man “hey dude have you got a Straw?”
The bar man says “Hold on two tramps before has just asked for cocktail sticks and now your asking for a straw what the hell is going on?”
The Tramp says “Well someone has been sick outside and all the best bits are gone”.
The bar man says “Sure” and gives him one
Another Tramp walks into the bar and says to the bar man “hey friend have you got a cocktail stick?”
The bar man says “Okay” and gives him one
Another Tramp walks into the bar and says to the bar man “hey dude have you got a Straw?”
The bar man says “Hold on two tramps before has just asked for cocktail sticks and now your asking for a straw what the hell is going on?”
The Tramp says “Well someone has been sick outside and all the best bits are gone”.
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Funny Jokes / A mushroom walks into a bar
« Last post by maccam87 on March 27, 2012, 02:56:10 PM »A mushroom walks into a bar.
The bartender yells at him to leave, saying, “We don’t serve your kind here!”
The mushroom replies, “Why not? I’m a funguy.”
Haha love the stupid ones
The bartender yells at him to leave, saying, “We don’t serve your kind here!”
The mushroom replies, “Why not? I’m a funguy.”
Haha love the stupid ones
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Funny Jokes / Woman falls into a deep coma
« Last post by maccam87 on March 27, 2012, 02:55:40 PM »A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she wakes up and asks the doctor about,her baby.
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh No! Not my brother! He’s an idiot. What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: That’s not so bad. And the boy?
Doctor: Denephew
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh No! Not my brother! He’s an idiot. What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: That’s not so bad. And the boy?
Doctor: Denephew
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Funny Jokes / Funniest but the hardest quiz in the world
« Last post by maccam87 on March 27, 2012, 02:54:58 PM »Ask someone these questions if they think there smart!
Question: there’s 500 bricks on a plane, drop 10 outside. how many bricks are left?
Answer: 490
Question: What are the 3 steps for putting an elephant in a fridge?
Answer: 1: open the fridge 2: put elephant in. 3: close fridge.
Question: What are the 4 steps for putting a deer in the fridge?
Answer: 1: open fridge. 2: take elephant out. 3: put deer in. 4: close fridge.
Question: Its the lion kings birthday, all the animals are there exept one, which one?
Answer: the deer, because it’s still in the fridge.
Question: How can an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Answer: she just crossed it normally, the crocodiles are at the lion kings birthday.
Question: In the end the old lady still died, how?
Answer: She died because she got hit by the 10 bricks..
If anyone can answer all those questions they are a genius haha
Question: there’s 500 bricks on a plane, drop 10 outside. how many bricks are left?
Answer: 490
Question: What are the 3 steps for putting an elephant in a fridge?
Answer: 1: open the fridge 2: put elephant in. 3: close fridge.
Question: What are the 4 steps for putting a deer in the fridge?
Answer: 1: open fridge. 2: take elephant out. 3: put deer in. 4: close fridge.
Question: Its the lion kings birthday, all the animals are there exept one, which one?
Answer: the deer, because it’s still in the fridge.
Question: How can an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Answer: she just crossed it normally, the crocodiles are at the lion kings birthday.
Question: In the end the old lady still died, how?
Answer: She died because she got hit by the 10 bricks..
If anyone can answer all those questions they are a genius haha
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Funny Jokes / Mcjoke
« Last post by maccam87 on March 27, 2012, 02:53:51 PM »Me: i’ll have a mcdouble, mcfries, a mcnapkin, a…
Employee: sir why are you….
Me: mcshut the fuck up im not done ordering
Employee: THIS IS WENDYS DAMNIT.
Employee: sir why are you….
Me: mcshut the fuck up im not done ordering
Employee: THIS IS WENDYS DAMNIT.
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Funny Jokes / Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation
« Last post by maccam87 on March 27, 2012, 02:53:19 PM »Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. “How’d you die?” the first man asks the second. “I froze to death,” says the second. “That’s awful,” says the first man. “How does it feel to freeze to death?” “It’s very uncomfortable at first,” says the second man. “You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it’s a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you’re sleeping. How about you, how did you die?” “I had a heart attack,” says the first man. “You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died.” The second man shakes his head. “That’s so ironic,” he says. “What do you mean?” asks the first man. “If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we’d both still be alive.”