Tramp walks into a bar and says to the bar man “hey have you got a cocktail stick?”
The bar man says “Sure” and gives him one
Another Tramp walks into the bar and says to the bar man “hey friend have you got a cocktail stick?”
The bar man says “Okay” and gives him one
Another Tramp walks into the bar and says to the bar man “hey dude have you got a Straw?”
The bar man says “Hold on two tramps before has just asked for cocktail sticks and now your asking for a straw what the hell is going on?”
The Tramp says “Well someone has been sick outside and all the best bits are gone”.
