Check your Dirty IQ


Funny Jokes / Pictures Details | Category: Funny Jokes // Tags: // November, 2013

http://jokideo.com/check-dirty-iq/

Check your Dirty IQ…

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

5. All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I’m called a big swinger. What am I?

10. I’m at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?

Answers:
1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4.chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush, of course

! Now Really! Just what were you thinking?


Share on FacebookTweet about this on TwitterPin on PinterestShare on Google+Share on StumbleUponShare on RedditShare on TumblrDigg thisEmail this to someonePrint this page


Post URL:        Image URL:





You May Also Like:



Feel Free To Leave A Comment Below:





Jokideo's Categories:








Most Popular Sub Categories:









Jokideo's Tag Cloud:

amazing amazing pictures animal jokes christmas jokes dog jokes funny animals funny cartoons funny cats funny dogs funny fails funny jokes funny memes funny pictures funny quotes funny signs funny texts funny videos jokes rude jokes When you see it!!!