Best of funny Ronnie Biggs jokes

1) Paddy, has just got his 2nd question right on who wants to be a millionaire and is now on £200.

Here is the 3rd question.

Who was the great train robber?

was it.

a) RONNIE BIGGS
b) RONNIE BARKER
c) RONNIE PARKER
d) RONNIE WOOD

Paddy says “well chris, i’ve had a lovely time and im going to take the £200.”

Chris says “are you frigging stupid?

You have all your lifelines left”

Paddy replies “i might be stupid, but im not a bloody grass!”

2) I guess Biggs, just like that train he robbed, just ran out of steam.

3) Film about Nelson Mandela – Nelson dies, TV programme about the Great Train Robbery – Biggs dies. Can we commission a film/TV programme about David Cameron and/or Barack Obama?

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