Q. What is the difference between a Drug Dealer and a Hooker?

A. A Hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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Q. What’s a mixed feeling?

A. When you see your Mother-In-Law backing off a cliff in your new car.

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Q. What’s the definition of ’Macho’?

A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
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Q. What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

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Q.Why is divorce so expensive?

A. Because it’s worth it!