Ghost Poo- The kind where you feel the poo come out, but there is no poo in the toilet.
Clean Poo- The kind where you poo it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet Poo- The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and still feels unwipped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear, so you won’t ruin them with a stain.
Second Wave Poo- This happens when you’re done poo and you’ve pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize that you have to poo some more.
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poo- The kind were you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Lincoln Log Poo- The kind of poo that is so huge, your afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
Gassy Poo- It’s so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling.
Corn Poo- Self explanatory.
Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poo-Poo- The kind where you want to poo, but all you do is sit on the toilet & fart a few times.
Spinal Tap Poo- That’s where it hurts so badly coming out, you’d swear it was leaving sideways.
Wet Cheeks Poo- (The power dump) The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your cheeks get splashed with water.
Liquid Poo- The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
Mexican Poo- It smells so bad your nose burns.
Upper Class Poo- The kind of poo that doesen’t smell.
The Suprise Poo- You are not even at the toilet because you are sure your about to fart, but OOPS!- a poo!
The Dangling Poo (aka the cling on)- This poo refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done pooing. You just pray that a clench or two will cut it loose.