3 Parrots for sale, £100, £200 and £15. A woman asks “why is that parrot so cheap?” The Shopkeeper replies “because it lived in a brothel”.The woman thinks its funny and buys the parrot. When she gets home the parrot says “Fuck me a new brothel” the woman laughs. Her 2 daughters come home, parrot says “Fuck me new prossies” the girls laugh. The husband comes home and the parrot says “Fuck me keith i havnt seen you for weeks!”