I have found this video of the royal wedding, top secret not even shown on the television or the news!

Wait till you see prince harry!!

One day, a blonde goes into a store,walks up to the cashier. She says,”I’d like to buy this TV”.

He says,”Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes”.

The next day, she dyes her hair red and goes back in the store, but the same thing happens.

Finally, she shaves her head and goes back, the man refuses the 3rd time.

She says, “How the hell do you know I’m blonde?”.

He replied, “that’s a microwave.”

A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking his balls. He turns to the bartender and says, “Boy, I wish I could do that.”

The Bartender replies, “You’d better try petting him first.”

Do you William, take this stuck up social climber to be your lawful wedded wife?”

“I do.”

“Do you Kate, take this balding elite sponger to be your lawful wedded husband?”

“I do.”

“I therefore pronounce you a further combined drain on the UK’s resources.

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A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie.He decides to test it at dinner.
“Son, where were you today?”
Son says “at school dad.”
Robot slaps the son
“Ok, I watched a dvd at my mates!”
“what dvd?”
“Toy story.”
Robot slaps the son again!
“Ok, it was a porno” cries the son.
“When I was your age I didn’t know what porn was” says the dad.
Robot slaps the dad!
Mum laughs “hahaha! He’s certainly your son.”
Robot slaps the mum!

A woman gets home early from the office, late one evening, feeling horny. She decides to wake up her husband by giving him
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This very experienced cop teaching kids on how to be safe with guns.