This is a really good optical illusion, if you stare really hard at this picture EVENTUALLY you will see a necklace with a cross on it! haha

P.s not really an optical illusion lol!

The FA have agreed that if Manchester City reach Wembley this season, the fans will be allowed into the stadium with flares. This is to remind them of what they were wearing the last time they reached a major final

This is a story about 4 people, named Everycunt, Somecunt, Anycunt and Nocunt. One day, there was a job that needed doing, and somecunt was asked to do it, Everycunt was sure Somecunt would do it, but Nocunt did it. Everycunt got angry because it was Somecunt’s job. Nocunt realised that Anycunt could have done it. It ended up with Everycunt blaming Somecunt and Nocunt doing what Anycunt could have done. : I think I work with these cunts

Darren Brown is an amazing and very talented person just check out this amazing video below:

I dropped a box of maltesers at a weight watchers meeting last night. It was like watching a live game of Hungry Hippos!

Surprise sex is the best way to be woken up ………………………..Unless you’re in prison!!

Two Irish couples decided to swap partners afterwards paddy said to Mick that’s the best fuck i ever had! I wonder how the girls got on.