HaHa! Some work has gone into this prank but I love it, imagine all there money, wallets, phones etc ruined in this prank, check it out below and share it with your friends.

This was told to me by an Irishman I used to work with. He told the best Irish jokes ever !!

Paddy has a fall at work and breaks his hip. He gets bored very quickly and asks Mick if he’d like to come round one evening for a few beers.

After a while Paddy asks Mick to go upstairs and bring his slippers as his feet are cold. Mick goes up and see Paddy’s two gorgeous grown-up daughters getting ready for a night out.

“Yer Dad’s sent me up to feck the pair of ya” says Mick.

“Ah, yur a loying b*stard” says one.

“Oi’ll prove it, Oi will” says Mick. He calls down : “Paddy, did ya say bot’ of dem ?”

“Of course, ya daft get, what’s de point of feckin’ one ?”

Paddy & Mick are walking down the street Paddy falls down a hole Mick shouts “Is it dark down there?”
Mick replies ” Don’t know can’t see…”

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Paddy & Mick are rowing to America they get half way across th’Atlantic when
Paddy says “Mick I’m bored can we go home and do the other half tomorrow?”

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Paddy & Mick are reading headstones in a graveyard
Mick shouts “Bugger me there’s one here 152…”
Paddy says “Whats his name?”
Mick replies “Miles from London”

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Paddy: I’m thinking of becoming a blacksmith – here, have ye ever shoed a horse?
Mick: No, but I once told a donkey to feck off!

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Paddy & Mick walking through a feild and Paddy falls over and breaks his leg.
Paddy says “Argh Mick call me an ambulance”
Mick says “Paddy is an ambulance, Paddy is an ambulance”

There was an Egg and a Sausage sizzling in a frying pan, the Sausage says “Jeez, its hot in here” the Egg says “Oh my god a talking Sausage”

Paddy and Mick walking through a mine field when Paddy discovers an old looking box. Upon opening the box he discovers 3 old world war 2 grnades. “Hey Mick I think we should take these to the museum and see what we can get for them”. “Good idea” says Mick. They load them carfully into the back of the car and head off for the museum. “Hey Mick I have just had a crazy thought. What if one of the grenades suddenly goes off without warning.” Mick replies..”Well then we will just say we found two”.

Paddy rings an ambulance for his mate Mick. “Come quick my mate Mick is hurt and needs help fast”. The opertaor tells Paddy to calm down and asks where he is at. “104 Eucalyptus Boulavard” says Paddy. “Can you spell that please” says the operator. The line goes quiet and the operator says “Hello sir are you still there”. Couple of minutes pass and still nothing until after about 5 minutes Paddy comes back on the line. “Right I have just dragged him to 2 Oak Road”.

A lady went to the dr’s battered an bruised.. What happened? said the doc.. My husband came home drunk and beat me again. I have a remedy he said. Make some sweet tea and next time he comes home take a sip an swish it around in your mouth until he has fallen asleep! She went back 2 weeks later without a mark on her.. She said “That’s amazing doc! The sweet tea worked!” …Yeah the dr replied “See what happens when you keep your fucking mouth shut!

Paddy was driving home pissed. Suddenly he had to swerve to avoid a tree, then another and another. A police car pulls him over as he swerves all over the road. Paddy tells the cop all about the tree in the road. The cop says ‘For fuck sake Paddy thats your air freshener.